If I were in charge of the world,

I’d cancel chicken pot pie, blues music, the curling sport, and also Cassidy Peterson.

If I were in charge of the world,

There’d be pet dragons. 

There’d be waterbeds containing real fish. 

There’d be sundaes that weighed a ton.

If I were in charge of the world,

You wouldn’t have boredom.

You wouldn’t have gnats.

You wouldn’t have homework.

Or “Use your manners!”

If I were in charge of the world,

A fudge brownie and ice cream cake would be a vegetable.

All war movies would be rated G.

And a person who forgot to do a chore, and sometimes forgot to clean their room,

would still be allowed to be in charge of the world.

by Hailey Acierno

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